Death By Orgasm: The Vampire

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With Halloween just around the corner, I couldn’t resist trying out this adorable little bullet vibe from GoodVibes.  Truth be told, bullet vibes are never my favorite, but I was excited by the novelty aspect of this toy.  Joyfully, the Vampire Vibe is not merely a novelty, but more on that later. ;)

There is so much to love here.  First of all, the Vampire Vibe comes complete is a coffin case!  The case is really very adorable, and has all sorts of funny things on the front and back:

Front of Coffin Case

Back of Coffin Case

Opening up the case, (which is on a hinge) you’ll see your toy neatly nestled into a faux velvet liner.  There are three batteries in the slots on the bottom.  I opened up the vibrator to put them in, and realized that the batteries in the case are spares.  It is so rare for toys to come with batteries, that a toy coming with spare batteries is unheard of to me.  This is the first time it has happened.  Not only that, but when you need batteries that are unusual or this small – well, it is just so nice to have an extra pair.

The bullet itself is very smooth and luxurious feeling.  It is made from ABS Plastic with a black velvet touch coating.  I recommend using a condom if you plan to share this toy, since plastic is very porous.  The bullet is – ready for this?  Waterproof.  So far I’ve been very happy – every toy which GoodVibes claims is waterproof has been spectacularly so, and this toy is no exception.  With its three speeds it feels wonderful under water, in the shower, or anywhere you’d like it.  The toy is very quiet.  Under the sheets even with the door open, I doubt anyone would hear this thing.  Although – you probably won’t want to leave your door open if you’re trying to be discreet. ;) 

This is the first bullet I’ve owned which is cordless and has more than one speed.  Just click the end of the toy and you can switch back and fourth between speeds.  I was pleasantly surprised with this.  “One speed” is usually my number one reason for not enjoying bullet vibes, so the Vampire fixes that beautifully.  All in all, this is quite a fun toy with even more fun packaging.  I highly recommend it, and am giving it 5 paws!

Thank you so much, GoodVibes, for allowing me the chance to try out this toy in exchange for an honest and fair review. <3

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