Shit Only A Kitty Can Find In The Candy Aisle

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Salted Nut Roll

I swear, I couldn’t make this shit up if I wanted.

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11 thoughts on “Shit Only A Kitty Can Find In The Candy Aisle

  1. Nice lamo! Idk how you found that but did it have caramel in it or was it chocolate and nuts?

  2. There was a time, when old people like me roamed the earth, that Salted Nut Rolls were as plentiful as Snickers. They’re actually quite tasty. I don’t mean to ruin your perverted fun, but you’ve merely taken a small step back in time. Find me a Dripping Cock in the candy aisle and I’ll be impressed! :)

    • @Gaspar Oh my gawd! And entire legion of old people enjoying salted nut rolls?! That is too funny. Ha!

      Actually, I’m sure they’re delicious, but I just can’t be mature about this one. If they named it anything else, I’d probably get along fine with it. But no, it is a “Salted Nut Roll”, and that is too funny not to giggle at.

  3. Yumm, I love those, they are made here in St. Paul, MN.
    I have even been past the factory a couple of times.

  4. i *love* these things. nomnomnom. Peanuts wrapped around what reminds me of vanilla melted marshmallows.
    Since i’ve been eating them practically my whole life (there was always at least 1 at Christmas time in my stocking), my mind has never fallen in the adult-pun region with them before i read your post.
    Thanks for the chuckle. :)

    • @jenpet LOL! I had never heard of them before, I wonder if they just aren’t back east at all. I’m surprised by how many people have commented, either here on my blog or through Twitter or email just to tell me how delicious they are! Who knew? =^.~= Glad I made you laugh.