Maybe Not A Dripping Cock

A while back, I found the infamous Salted Nut Roll in the candy aisle, and, being the immature person I sometimes can be, I couldn’t help but laugh my butt off and get a picture.  Of course, I got a ton of emails, DMs on Twitter, comments, etc, so that people could put me in my place (jokingly) and tell me that they had grown up with Salted Nut Rolls, and they wouldn’t hear any slander against them!  Not that I meant any offence, mind you, it’s simply that there are no Salted Nut Rolls where I come from and I got a case of the giggles.

One of my silliest friends, Master Gaspar of MasterDreamsPreciousTreasure, said to me in the comments section:

“..Find me a Dripping Cock in the candy aisle and I’ll be impressed!”

While I admit that this isn’t a Dripping Cock, while at the Asian Food Store, Master and me ran across this little gem:

 

Coque D'Asses

 

Okay, okay, we didn’t buy it, it could be absolutely delicious and wonderful, and amazing.  (It looks tasty enough.)  Regardless of whether I wind up impressing Master Gaspar, Master Pravus and me thought that these were just too funny to not share on the blog.  I mean, come on.  And if I start getting a bunch of stories about how everyone seems to have grown up with Coque D’asses as children, I swear I’m gonna lose it.  The Internet is a funny little place.

8 thoughts on “Maybe Not A Dripping Cock

  1. Hmmm…I can’t imagine that kind of filth came out of my mouth. I think you must have faked that comment.

    • @Gaspar Click through the first link to the post of the Salted Nut Roll to see your comment. ;)

      • Ya, I did, but I think you put it there, or someone hacked me! I would never make such a crude comment! Sex is dirty and should be feared!

        • “Sex is dirty and should be feared!” Said my Owner… never. hehehe!!! You DID however say all that filth about the dripping cock in the candy isle. So yeah 3 against One! =p

          Now kitty, about that Couque, chocolatey business, i can’t believe you didn’t buy some… although i know you’re not a big chocolate person… STILL!! YUM! **hugs** Happy to see you’re out and about more!! =)

          • @Gaspar and Treasure Oh thank you for backing me up, Treasure! :D *Hugs* I did think about asking Master for it, but he already got me a treat that day, so I had to be good. Maybe next time there will be some Coque D’Asses in my future. ;)

  2. Lol it made me chuckle the first time I was in Spain and saw a brand of bread called “Bimbo”! And there’s an energy drink called “Pussy” too (also available in the UK now I think), I actually drank that too, tasted awesome ;)

    • @Mrs TeePot OMG, the funniest part about this comment is that there is some Bimbo bread sitting in our freezer right now. They were giving away bits of leftover luncheon stuff at Master’s work, and the wheat bread was the closest thing to anything we’d eat. I had to giggle when I saw it! LOL! I will have to be on the lookout for some Pussy too though. =^^=

  3. Kitty… you know i’d love to hear all about when you get some some Coque D’Asses!! *snicker*

    @Mrs TeePot my Owner has never had an energy drink in His life and there’s no doubt in my mind that He’d buy one called “pussy” if for no other reason than to simply own the container! =)