A while back, I found the infamous Salted Nut Roll in the candy aisle, and, being the immature person I sometimes can be, I couldn’t help but laugh my butt off and get a picture. Of course, I got a ton of emails, DMs on Twitter, comments, etc, so that people could put me in my place (jokingly) and tell me that they had grown up with Salted Nut Rolls, and they wouldn’t hear any slander against them! Not that I meant any offence, mind you, it’s simply that there are no Salted Nut Rolls where I come from and I got a case of the giggles.
One of my silliest friends, Master Gaspar of MasterDreamsPreciousTreasure, said to me in the comments section:
“..Find me a Dripping Cock in the candy aisle and I’ll be impressed!”
While I admit that this isn’t a Dripping Cock, while at the Asian Food Store, Master and me ran across this little gem:
Okay, okay, we didn’t buy it, it could be absolutely delicious and wonderful, and amazing. (It looks tasty enough.) Regardless of whether I wind up impressing Master Gaspar, Master Pravus and me thought that these were just too funny to not share on the blog. I mean, come on. And if I start getting a bunch of stories about how everyone seems to have grown up with Coque D’asses as children, I swear I’m gonna lose it. The Internet is a funny little place.