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Have you and Mr. Softee  met?  Oh, well, let me introduce you:

Mr. Softee is no small toy, but he is VERY soft.  If I am picking up Mr. Softee, I can bend and wiggle him around quite a bit, and he always snaps right back to his original shape.  At 7.5″ in length, and with a 5.5″ circumference, it looks and sounds like Mr. Softee is a bit scary, but this toy is great for beginners as well as advanced users.  The Eden Fantasys website says that Mr. Softee is made from rubber, but I found this to be incorrect.  The packaging it comes with says it is made from sil-a-gel.  Bear in mind, that sil-a-gel is not a material you will want to share with others.  It is porous, and cannot be 100% sterilized.  You will also NOT want to use Mr. Softee anally.  Aside from the fact that you can’t sterilize the toy, it has no base – so there is nothing to anchor it to the outside and keep it from slipping in.

The first thing you will notice when you unpack Mr. Softee from his simple cardboard packaging is that it has an odor to it.  I’d read a lot of things people said about this toy, and most everyone complained of a horrible rubbery smell.  That’s not the smell I noticed though.  Both Master and me think this toy smells strongly of fruit punch.  The smell is pleasant to us, and we like it.  I will say though, that if you don’t like this fruit punch smell, then you’re going to have to put the toy in another room or by a window for probably a week or so.  Right now Mr. Softee stays mainly in the bathroom after we clean it, and the bathroom has a definite mild fruit punch odor to it.  Master and me both think this is nice, but again – some people may not like the smell.  (Note:  Despite the odor, Mr. Softee is 100% phthalate free!)

All that aside, I really am in love with Mr. Softee.  I’ve had him for about a month now, and I’ve used him exclusively each and every time that I’ve masturbated, with Master choosing it almost all the time when he wants to use a toy on me.  This is the toy that I want, crave, and just go nuts over – and it’s less than $10!  I had been wanting this toy for a while, and once I got it, I knew I had to review it because people need to know about Mr. Softee.  For less than $10, this toy has provided me with so much pleasure.  It’s surprisingly the most realistic feeling toy that I’ve played with, despite the fact that it is less rigid than other toys.  The material is firm, yet it compresses to make it easier for insertion.  The softness is wonderful for those of us who enjoy pounding our cervixes, because you can’t damage it with this soft wonder.

Mr Softee

 

I think my absolute favorite thing about Mr. Softee is the fact that he feels amazing from behind.  For me, a lot of toys feel kind of pinchy and uncomfortable from behind, but Mr. Softee is just delightful and so stimulating.  I would not trade him for any of my other dildos!

Cleaning is a bit complicated, because no matter what you do, this toy will never come 100% clean.  You can use a condom if you like.  You can also clean it with an antibacterial soap and water – but be warned, antibacterial soap must sit for at least two full minutes on your toy, or else you may as well have used a non antibacterial soap.  You can also use a toy cleaner.

Despite his few shortcomings (smell, which for some will be a turn off), non sterilizability, and the fact that you can’t use it for anal..  I am in absolute LOVE with Mr. Softee.  This toy is the one that I use to get off the fastest and hardest right now when I am playing solo.  I HAVE to give it 5 paws.

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This toy is one from my personal collection.  It was not provided to me, I just wanted to share the news about how awesome it is. <3