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The Loveless Lips Discrete Vibrator

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A discreet vibrator in the shape of a lipstick?  Sign me up!  I’ve been wanting one of these for quite a while, they just look so cute.  Thank you so much to Good Vibes for allowing me to test one!  It arrived in a very cute little box with the one AAA battery it needs included.

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The vibrator itself is small, 3 3/4 inches long, and 3/4 inches wide.  It’s really almost the same size as a normal lipstick.  Funny side story, in order to get this shot of the vibrator (on the left) and the real lipstick (on the right), I had to ask to borrow one of Master’s lipsticks.  I don’t really wear make-up.  lol. ^^  Anyway, not only are the sizes very similar, but I have seen this style of lipstick before, so I don’t think anyone would know that this was not a vibrator, but instead a cute phthalate free toy..  Unless they tried to pick it up, of course.  The cap to this “lipstick” simply will NOT stay on no matter what I do.  It is just too loose to fit onto the base.  A total shame.

The Love Lips vibrator came with a little velvet drawstring bag, which you would think would remedy the situation of having trouble with your cap staying on.  Not so.  The velvety soft cap just got stuck in the narrow velvet bag, and we had a heck of a time trying to get it out again.  So, the bag isn’t really usable in my opinion.  It’s really cute though!

In order to turn on your vibe, turn the base just like a real lipstick!  Very cute design.  The only part which vibrates is the part which is meant to look like the actual make-up.  It’s about one inch long, and a half inch wide.  When it comes to noise, this toy is really pretty quiet!  You would never hear it through a closed door, but you might hear it in a closed bathroom stall.  When it came time to use the toy, I found it to be a bit of a bust.  The actual vibrating part was a bit too small for my needs.  If you’re the type of person who likes pinpoint stimulation, then this is surely your toy!  The Love Lips discreet vibe is definitely NOT an insertable toy, though.  Clean up is pretty simply, mild soap and water should work well on this hard plastic toy.  Just be careful not to let any get inside.  It is best to take the battery out, so you can carefully clean the toy without fear of water getting into the motor.  (Especially since the only way to get to the part you want to clean is by turning the toy *on*).

All in all, this is a cute little discrete vibe for the right person (someone who loves pinpoint stimulation!), so I’m going to give it 3 Paws.

Thank you so much, Good Vibes, for the chance to try out this toy in exchange for an honest and fair review! :)