“Ah, Chest Pain, My Old Friend.”

“Stop saying that.” “Why? It’s hilarious?” “Also, why do you have chest pain?” “See, now you’re asking the real questions.” “…” “The tube moved more. I’m about 99.9% sure it’s that because it’s a gj-tube, and the instructions say if your breathing becomes impaired to call your doctor.” “Ah. Yeah. No other weird symptoms. Nothing […]

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6 Months With a G/J

I don’t like it. I mean, I still feel a little betrayed by the surgery I had six months ago, to be completely honest. But now that enough time to pass judgement on the entire thing has come and gone- I absolutely do not like my G/J tube. Having a feeding tube is one thing, […]

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Day Zero Project II #30 Complete

…But it almost killed me. Spleesh! Okay, that may be a slight exaggeration. I guess I didn’t die, but it wasn’t pleasant. Goal #30 on my Day Zero Project II list was to take all my protein supplements for one day. I’d never managed it in the six years since having a feeding tube, and […]

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